Well, well, well. Guess who’s back on Instagram with another 22-hour highlight reel pretending she’s living that girl-boss life? Yep, Meghan Markle has struck again. This time with a montage from her Washington D.C. trip that’s more staged than a neon sign screaming “Notice me.”

Meg clearly decided the world just had to see her latest attempt at being the new face of modern entrepreneurship — or at least a really intense lifestyle influencer.

The clip kicks off with a majestic shot of the Washington Monument, followed by various shots of her doing important entrepreneur things: smiling vaguely, walking importantly, and sitting in the cockpit of a plane.

The highlight of this overproduced reel spectacle was Meghan sitting in the cockpit of a plane — which just happens to come one week after Catherine, the Princess of Wales, was photographed doing the exact same thing. Except, you know, at an actual military base. Catherine was invited up by the Royal Navy as Commodore-in-Chief. Meghan, on the other hand, just… found a cockpit.

Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but in her case, it’s giving Single White Female cosplay.

And let’s talk soundtrack. Meghan committed a crime against Dolly Parton. She chose Dolly’s iconic 9 to 5 to score her flight. Oh, Dolly. She wrote that anthem for working-class solidarity — not for cosplaying CEO life in designer skirts pulled up to your ribcage. The gap between the lyrics and the visuals is almost performance art in tone-deafness.

Meanwhile, Catherine’s cockpit moment looked like a royal fairy tale. Meghan’s? A bad influencer ad. Catherine had a dashing pilot looking at her with pure admiration. Meghan’s pilot didn’t even glance her way.

Of course, Meg made sure to include a little inspirational caption: “Love being surrounded by strong women supporting each other.”

Translation: Look at me, world. I’m still relevant.

If this were a drinking game, we’d all be on the floor by the time she said “empowerment.”

Then there’s her obsession with branding. Did you catch the monogrammed bag? DS — Duchess of Sussex. Because nothing screams “secure, self-made woman” like needing to slap your royal title on every accessory you own.

Her grin in the cockpit? Pure chaos. Eyes doing the cha-cha in different time zones. Teeth so blinding they should come with an SPF warning. And that forced laughter — ma’am, nobody’s buying that this is a spontaneous, carefree moment.

This isn’t 9 to 5. It’s one and done.

And yes, we see the aviator jacket, the bun, the pose, the desperate attempt to recreate Catherine’s effortlessly elegant moment. Only difference — Catherine was serving royal icon. Meghan was serving budget knockoff.

She wants to be seen as the global face of modern womanhood, but she’s giving influencer with too much free time.

At this point, the only thing more predictable than Meghan Markle posting a reel is Meghan Markle posting a reel that tries (and fails) to outshine the Princess of Wales.

Next episode of the Markle Cinematic Universe — coming soon.